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3/4/04

Outer Space is a Crazy Place

Special Guest Editorial by Sun Ra



Space.

Since I am from Jupiter, there is no mortal on Earth better qualified to comment upon the Spaceways than I, Sun Ra. My message is simple: Space is the place. Simultaneously, Outer Space is a very crazy place. If you are unconvinced, you will soon know otherwise. I will demonstrate to you unambiguously the obvious. It's no shame to want to know. After all, it's vast and endless, even free. There's no limit to the things that you can do.


Most people tend to think of "the place" in terms of "what happens on Earth." "What's been going on around here?" people ask in their ignorance. You tell them "nothing". However innumerable interesting things have been happening in space without question. In this way does virtually everyone lie everyday. Worlds rise and fall while you are detailing your automobile's technical deficiencies.


So when we conceive of the "place" it is essential to integrate the whole bigness of the universe into our conceptualizations. You may be wondering how this is possible for someone like you, a person with a shrunken and enfeebled cosmic consciousness. Perhaps these facts might influence your corroded judgement:

This is crazier than you are capable of understanding.
What you might rather be contemplating, in your ignorance.

I am aware that there are those of you who remain unconvinced. You would say to me that Outer Space is a boring place, rather than the place. When you learned there were neither dinosaurs nor fighter craft in space, you wrote it off, continuing with your tedious and banal lifescript. When your physics teacher informed you that explosions were impossible in space since there was no oxygen, part of you died and you associated space forevermore with nerds.


I am not a nerd. On Jupiter there are no nerds. There are swirling masses of sentient energy that sometimes take human form and start large, very weird jazz bands. The smallness of your minds sometimes produces in us what you would call "disgust." But it is more pity, the sorrow of a thousand galaxies full of tears that you are so thick-headed and ridiculous to pursue your miserable lives without once cowering at the majesty and glory of Outer Space. It exists in you like a dull shadow, cobbled together awkwardly from a pastiche of science fiction and garbled fact, but never have you transcended the weak skeletal conceptions that hold you together and truly seen that Space is the Place. Yes: Outer Space is a crazy place, and your major concern is a better color combination for your clothing.


Stop right now. Think. Don't you want to go? Yes, feel it swell within you. Outer Space. Crazy. Fucking crazy. It's no disgrace to want to know.


There's no Limit

That's what I'm talking about.

While you have accustomed yourself to this planet and its various vacuous facets you have lost sight of the limitlessness of space. Much as there is no limit to space that we can detect, there is no limit to the rewards that can be gained by contemplating Outer Space. Let's try some thought experiments:

Now you are just beginning to understand.


Your Thought is Free

Outer Space.

It is clear that Outer Space is so weird that there is no reaction too extreme. One way to represent your jubilance in comprehension of the totality of Outer Space is gyrating wildly and speaking in tongues, wherever you happen to be right now. You might craft an expressionistic dance if you are so inclined. If you have a saxophone or Space Organ handy you might play those to embody your emotional commitment. If others are listening it is possible they may be enlightened by your performance.


Always remember if the minutia of life is dominating your awareness that there exists another realm that surrounds this planet that dwarfs the insipid interpersonal machinations of your kind. On Jupiter we know only the cosmic consciousness. And there is always a UFO ready to take us home to the promised land. There is a UFO waiting for you all, destination: Andromeda.


 

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