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Stimulus to Dumbfuck Executive Morons: "We'll Embarrass Them"
"In some cases we can withdraw the money [and] hold them
accountable. And in other places we'll just use the television, the radio and
the media to embarrass them for not doing what they're supposed to do," Biden
said to Good Morning America?s Robin Roberts.
"Supposed
to do"? Aren't executives hugely compensated solely on the basis of financial
genius? Isn't that what they get bonuses for?
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So if executives go on an expensive weekend team-building retreat to the jungle right when their stock is being de-listed from the NYSE, I guess that'd qualify as wasteful spending. |
So
if some executive does something so laughably idiotic people will laugh, you can
publicize it. Isn't that the opposite of their job description? Wouldn't you get
fired for that at McDonalds? Shouldn't that be grounds for more severe action?
If you can straightforwardly state facts and enrage waitresses and plumbers who
intuitively understand the value of a dollar, doesn't this suggest there's a
bigger problem just under the surface? Hell, it's on the surface. It's in the
news every day.
Who'd have thought
the government would have to step in and tell private enterprise how to
manage money? But America's executive class is apparently so catastrophically stupid, it's
apparently come to this. Like I told an Ayn Rand fan, in today's America you could
mothball the top-paid 1% and lose nothing in GDP. They're sheer parasites,
accumulated at the top of companies as organically as Bovine
Spongiform Encephalopathy.
It's a result of the bureaucratic melding-together of small, lean businesses
into a sludge pot of inefficiency, where intelligence is dissociated from
profit, and all the worst human traits, like worshipping mediocrity, can blossom
once again. The more "democratic" corporate decision-making becomes, the more it
resembles Mencken's definition of democracy as "the worship of jackals by
jackasses." In the context of the braindead culture of American corporate
positivity, this critique is both unthinkable and unutterable.
But you really shouldn't be surprised. Most of the ruling class in
the world right now are still incompetent moron parasites. This is how
human societies always operated before the French Revolution. Humans aren't rational,
they're a virus with shoes. As it turns out, America's bloated, huge
corporations have allowed human beings to behave more humanly. And executives: don't be
offended, all I'm saying is all you're cut out for is data entry, which
doesn?t provide insurance, true, but it'll put Ramen on the table.
Idiots
cause me and my father to lose our jobs, and destroy my inheritance, stock in a
bank my great-grandmother bought in 1925. Your dipshit cousins in government
kill hundreds of thousands of Iraqis and ruin our economy. You ran America into
the side of the mountain and you should feel deeply ashamed.
Apparently
if these morons do anything egregiously fiscally unsound you can just publicize
it. You know what your boss would do if he found you "misusing" funds in such a
way it's actually an entertaining
story?
Theoretically that's a firing. But who fires executives? Shareholders? Stocks
are worse than Vegas these days. They don't even pay dividends anymore, it's
just a craps table, like pretending precious metals with no use-value are worth
something. So you see how the moron degeneracy embeds itself like a cyst:
executives can't fire themselves. Stupid
people learn stupid lessons
. The incompetence snowballs over the years, until you get the
second Great Depression, and the decline of America as a global power.
The
executive class is a grotesque pustule that needs popping, not bailouts.
American corporate culture has now become so back-slapping and corrupt it
resembles old-school aristocracies. There's no room for the kind of innovation
and intelligence that once made America great. End this disgusting morality tale
about human stupidity and arrogance and fire the dumbfuck losers who are ruining
our lives.
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