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Stimulus to Dumbfuck Executive Morons: "We'll Embarrass Them"

"In some cases we can withdraw the money [and] hold them accountable. And in other places we'll just use the television, the radio and the media to embarrass them for not doing what they're supposed to do," Biden said to Good Morning America?s Robin Roberts.

"Supposed to do"? Aren't executives hugely compensated solely on the basis of financial genius? Isn't that what they get bonuses for?

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So if executives go on an expensive weekend team-building retreat to the jungle right when their stock is being de-listed from the NYSE, I guess that'd qualify as wasteful spending.

So if some executive does something so laughably idiotic people will laugh, you can publicize it. Isn't that the opposite of their job description? Wouldn't you get fired for that at McDonalds? Shouldn't that be grounds for more severe action? If you can straightforwardly state facts and enrage waitresses and plumbers who intuitively understand the value of a dollar, doesn't this suggest there's a bigger problem just under the surface? Hell, it's on the surface. It's in the news every day.

Who'd have thought the government would have to step in and tell private enterprise how to manage money? But America's executive class is apparently so catastrophically stupid, it's apparently come to this. Like I told an Ayn Rand fan, in today's America you could mothball the top-paid 1% and lose nothing in GDP. They're sheer parasites, accumulated at the top of companies as organically as Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy. It's a result of the bureaucratic melding-together of small, lean businesses into a sludge pot of inefficiency, where intelligence is dissociated from profit, and all the worst human traits, like worshipping mediocrity, can blossom once again. The more "democratic" corporate decision-making becomes, the more it resembles Mencken's definition of democracy as "the worship of jackals by jackasses." In the context of the braindead culture of American corporate positivity, this critique is both unthinkable and unutterable. 

But you really shouldn't be surprised. Most of the ruling class in the world right now are still incompetent moron parasites. This is how human societies always operated before the French Revolution. Humans aren't rational, they're a virus with shoes. As it turns out, America's bloated, huge corporations have allowed human beings to behave more humanly. And executives: don't be offended, all I'm saying is all you're cut out for is data entry, which doesn?t provide insurance, true, but it'll put Ramen on the table.

Idiots cause me and my father to lose our jobs, and destroy my inheritance, stock in a bank my great-grandmother bought in 1925. Your dipshit cousins in government kill hundreds of thousands of Iraqis and ruin our economy. You ran America into the side of the mountain and you should feel deeply ashamed.

Apparently if these morons do anything egregiously fiscally unsound you can just publicize it. You know what your boss would do if he found you "misusing" funds in such a way it's actually an entertaining story? Theoretically that's a firing. But who fires executives? Shareholders? Stocks are worse than Vegas these days. They don't even pay dividends anymore, it's just a craps table, like pretending precious metals with no use-value are worth something. So you see how the moron degeneracy embeds itself like a cyst: executives can't fire themselves. Stupid people learn stupid lessons . The incompetence snowballs over the years, until you get the second Great Depression, and the decline of America as a global power.

The executive class is a grotesque pustule that needs popping, not bailouts. American corporate culture has now become so back-slapping and corrupt it resembles old-school aristocracies. There's no room for the kind of innovation and intelligence that once made America great. End this disgusting morality tale about human stupidity and arrogance and fire the dumbfuck losers who are ruining our lives.

 

 

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